Conversation held in the bath tub while holding his 'business' in his hand...
Porter: "Mama, what is this?"
Me: "That's your penis."
Porter: "Nooo, not the whole thing. What is THIS?" (Pointing to the ring around the tip)
Me: "Well...I'm not sure."
Porter: "Oh I know, Mama, it's a stripe."
Me: "Ummm, yes. We'll call it a stripe."
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