Did I say that out loud?

There we were, just minding our own business in the chip aisle at the grocery store when we saw a portly gentleman with a rather large stomach...Porter says IN HIS OUTSIDE VOICE, "Mama, does HE have a baby in his tummy?" while pointing at the man. "Ummmm...no, no he doesn't" as we make a bee line to the next aisle over.
Oy. I don't know if I am ready for this.